True Blood Week

Game of Thrones season 2 ended Sunday night. Where am I going to get my gratutious boob shots now?

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Oh hai, True Blood! (To be clear, I’m not all that interested in boobs. But, HBO is.)

Honestly, True Blood is more than meets the eye. How could a show from Alan Ball, responsible for one of the greatest shows ever created (seriously), not be incredibly awesome? Plus, the upcoming season looks like the best one yet -

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Sookie – Bill – Eric – Alcide love…square? Sure, she swore off all of them in the last season, but how long can the show go without an Anna Paquin sex scene? Something is going to happen here.

The Authority is going to kick some serious butt this season, joined by the one and only Christopher Meloni.

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“In the vampiric justice system, crimes against other vampires are considered especially heinous. In Bon Temps, Louisiana, the powerful vampires who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Authority. These are their stories.”

I couldn’t help myself.

What else? Tara is (presumably) dead, Debbie is (definitely?) dead, Lafayette killed Jesus while possessed, Alcide killed his packleader, Marcus, and Tommy died. Oh! And Marnie too. I’m sure there are more of them. I can’t keep them all straight.

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Jason wants to be with Jessica, but is feeling all guilty-like bumping uglies with his best friend’s ex.

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Arlene sees a vision of Rene, who warns her of something in Terry’s past. We’ll see how that materializes. It is a shame because I think Terry is one of the most likable guys on the show.